Super Heroes
Top 10 Heroes Hotties
Heroes returned this week and we couldn't be happier. One of the best new shows on TV has had many female stars with impressive "bodies" of work. The one thing we still don't understand is Niki's dual personality super power? She's really nice one minute and a super bitch the next? That's not a super power, that's just a woman. No one of us didn't just come out of a bad relationship!
#10 Lisa Lackey (Janice) - Officer Parkman is doing all right for himself considering he's a Big Mac and a beard away from being Dom Deluise.
#9 Danielle Savre (Jackie) - Claire's cheerleading rival has nice pom pom's. Wait, she's eighteen, right? Whew!
#8 Missi Pyle (Hope) - Missi certainly won't give you piles, but she might give you Priapism (an erection lasting longer than four hours). #7 Tawny Cypress (Simone) - It's always a bummer when a hot girl on a show gets killed. But it's not as bad as finding out she's actually a man
#6 Stana Katic (Hana) - The Canadian beauty (A.K.A The Canuck We'd Like To F*ck) has only appeared in a few episodes so far, but she's definitely got super powers of some sort.
#5 Nora Zehetner (Eden) - She's a ridiculously cute brunette and they just kill her for no good reason! And just when her outfits were starting to get tighter.
#4 Kristen Bell (Elle) - Claire's got some new competition in town. Veronica Mars makes our planet's red.
#3 Missy Peregrym (Candice) - Her last name is almost spelled like "phlegm" and that's no accident. We know we can't stop drooling. Her first major movie role was in a film called "Stick It." Also...not a coincidence.
#2 Hayden Panitierre (Claire) - Claire is the hottest girl next door since Punky Brewster. And we all know how well Punky turned out. But is an indestructible girlfriend necessarily a good thing? Hmm....
#1 Ali Larter (Niki) - Sorry Claire, but Niki gets the victory here. Even though it's every mans dream to score with a cheerleader, Niki looks angry-hot. We like angry-hot.
